Weird People

Weird People

By D.R. Ruhweza

They are weird people

I swear to you

They are

I tell you

Weirdos just

They work so hard

Make lots of money

Get promoted

To enviable positions

Then give it away

Who does that?

Don't they see?

The times have changed

There are new cars to buy

And better houses to build?

Weird people

Weird I say

Can't they see?

There are new iphones on the market?

Gucci bags and Luis button shoes?

New ipads and Macbooks?

There they go

Spending hard earned monies

Misusing their contacts

To give

Always giving

Making us all look bad

They pay to serve

Stupid just

No business acumen I say

They can't even allow

A moment's rest

Looking for project this

Project that

Looking for disadvantaged people

For potholes to fill

For sick kids to heal

For hearts to mend

For trees to grow

Hey

What's up weirdo's

There is a better Vacheron Constantin watch to buy

The rolex is over rated now

I saw an amazing diamond ring to purchase

No? You wanna be a major donor?

What for?

Ofuniirawa?

Weird is what you are

Look at them

Pot bellies and all

Dressed up in ballerina dresses

Mbu Song and Dance competition

Leave that for the Kindergarten kids

There are cool cocktails to sip

At the Golf Course

What? You want to raise funds for VijanaPoa?

Idiots these guys

Weird I say

I saw another one

In crutches and bandages

Mbu charity walk

Leave that for the Nabagereka

And her Katikkiro

Come let's party

At the beach

You do that too?

How?

These guys are so annoying

They make us look bad

"Four way test" this

"Four way test" that

"Presidential toasts"

"Let us be upstanding"

That's bad grammar by the way!

Mbu Rotarians

Service above self

Serving humanity

Ha

Yet again

I give it to them

These weirdos

Gladiators against polio

Bulwarks against ignorance

Missionaries of medicine

Healers of poverty

Magnanimous being

These

And boy do they love to have fun

But that is for another rant

Vive le, Vive le Rotary!

Vive le, Vive le Rotary!

Truth is our right, love is our might

Vive le Rotary!